JOKE , RISKS IN LIFE




FEEL THIS JOKE!!!!
A sick woman was lying on her
sick bed with her
husband by her side,
She turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession
to make....
HUSBAND : Save your strength my
dear!
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to
say it so that
when I die my spirit will be at rest.
I have been
stealing your money and giving it
to my boyfriend,
You're not the father of our son
Junior, I was the
one who stole your gold wrist
watch and hide it in
your sister's bag so that you'll
drive her away..
Please forgive me
HUSBAND : I know all these, that is
why I poisoned
you. Keep calm Let the poison
work.... Cant stop laughin.......is dis love or lust?

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