JOKE : LAUGH IT OUT AND RELAX THE NERVES

NIGHT JOKE

Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little...
baby was born with no ears.
When they
arrived home from the hospital,
the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.
Akpos' parents were very
afraid their son would have a silly
words to
say about the baby. So, Akpos'
dad had a long talk with Akpos
before going to the
neighbours house. He said,
"Now, son, that poor
baby was born
without any ears. I want you to
be on your best
behaviour and not say one word
about his ears, or
I'm really going to beat you
when we
get back home."
"I promise not to mention his
ears
at all," said Akpos.

At the
neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched
the baby's
hand. He looked at
his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced
herself for Akpos'
comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank you
very
much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby
has perfect little
hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at
his pretty little
eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see
clearly?" The mother who was
a bit surprised,
replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he
has a good vision,
why do you
ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's a good
thing, cause i'm very sure
he can't wear
glasses