GERMAN CHANCELLOR, ANGELA MERKEL ASKED JONATHAN TO CAUTION BUHARI.
GERMAN CHANCELLOR, ANGELA MERKEL ASKED JONATHAN TO CAUTION BUHARI.
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Laughing in french, GEJ warn your people,this Buhari can not be able to memorise his telephone number, you said you need change, now change is at hand.
Laughing in french, GEJ warn your people,this Buhari can not be able to memorise his telephone number, you said you need change, now change is at hand.
incumbent president.
GEJ: What did he do to you?
MERKEL: He called me Michelle and called my
country western Germany.
GEJ: You mean Buhari called you Michelle?
MERKEL : Yes, maybe he thought I was Obama's
wife, that is why he called me Michelle.
GEJ: You mean Buhari also called your country
"western Germany"?
MERKEL: Yes oooo, but I do not know what he
mean by 'Western Germany', perhaps, he wanted to
say, West Germany, besides, west Germany had
ceased to exist since 1990, we have only Germany,
though I tried to correct him but he refused to
listen to me.
GEJ- Did you also say Buhari called you president
Michelle?
MERKEL: My brother, I tire for Buhari ooooo, he
call me president Michelle in the presence of world
leaders, instead of, Chancellor Merkel, please tell
him to re-enrol into one of the many almajri
schools you built in the north.
GEJ: I will do that, but please, kindly forgive him in
the name of allah, he has NEPA bill as certificate.
MERKEL: What is NEPA bill?
GEJ: Electricity bill.
MERKEL: Did you just say electricity bill? You
mean, Sai BABA did not have ordinary secondary
school
certificate which is the minimum requirement to
contest for any elective post in your country . This
is corruption of highest order, the anti-corruption
crusade must start from him.
GEJ: Please let him alone, if it starts from him,
Bamboo and Dog may again soak with blood. The
blood of every Nigerian is important and sacred to
me.
MERKEL: Ok, but please one more thing sir.
GEJ: Make your request, I am listening.
MERKEL: Pleease sir, whenever Buhari is on
international assignment, Nigeria should get him
an interpreter.
GEJ: Why?
MERKEL: The world leader did not understand what
he was saying in our last G7 summit, that is why
we give him a take home assignment like nursery
two pupil.
GEJ: Hahahahaha, What was the assignment?
MARKEL: We asked him to go back home and list
the assistance he needed from us.
GEJ: Hmmmmm, alright, Nigeria lawmakers will
soon pass a bill that will legalised Hausa as his
official language, both home and abroad, and the
lawmakers will also approve more two senior
special assistants on hausa interpretation for him.
Even, Nigerians are also complaining about his
english, if he speaks, we hardly get the message
he is passing across.
MARKEL: That will be better, but Nigeria don enter
one chance.
GEJ: Hmmmm, please Pray for us.
Joke; Culled from Facebook.
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